1 00:00:37,258 --> 00:00:39,758 (Penguin's mother moans) 2 00:00:42,050 --> 00:00:44,758 (baby cries) 3 00:00:52,883 --> 00:00:54,925 (Penguin's father screams) 4 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:02,383 (Eerie instrumental music) 5 00:01:29,633 --> 00:01:31,925 (Instrumental music getting louder) 6 00:01:42,716 --> 00:01:45,133 Merry Christmas. 7 00:02:10,258 --> 00:02:12,508 (Eerie instrumental music) 8 00:02:28,008 --> 00:02:29,841 (baby cries) 9 00:03:07,425 --> 00:03:12,550 BATMAN RETURNS 10 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:35,466 {\an8}GOTHAM CITY - 33 YEARS LATER 11 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,258 {\an8}Merry Christmas. 12 00:05:43,425 --> 00:05:45,800 {\an8} NEWSPAPER: Penguin spotted! Human or myth? 13 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:49,091 {\an8}What is he? Everything in this edition. Penguin spotted again. 14 00:05:49,258 --> 00:05:51,925 {\an8}Penguin spotted again! Read for yourself! 15 00:05:52,091 --> 00:05:56,800 {\an8}Penguin lives in Gotham's sewers! Read all about the latest sighting! 16 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:04,133 I demand Gotham City's attention. 17 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:07,675 It's time to light the candles. 18 00:06:08,675 --> 00:06:10,175 (crowd cheers) 19 00:06:12,175 --> 00:06:13,675 What do you say to that? 20 00:06:17,466 --> 00:06:20,341 (Christmas music) 21 00:06:24,508 --> 00:06:26,841 (Scary instrumental music) 22 00:06:30,008 --> 00:06:33,466 NEWSPAPER: Half human, half penguin! Absolutely terrible! 23 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:36,633 Read it yourself for just 50 cents! 24 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:41,008 Read all about the possible terror under our feet! Read for yourself! 25 00:06:41,175 --> 00:06:42,591 Find out more! 26 00:06:42,675 --> 00:06:44,216 PENGUIN HUMAN, MYTH, WORSE? 27 00:06:44,383 --> 00:06:46,383 Read everything about last night. connecting link 28 00:06:46,550 --> 00:06:47,675 between humans and birds. 29 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:48,883 My dear boy, 30 00:06:49,050 --> 00:06:51,883 sometimes it's exhilarating reading such nonsense. 31 00:06:52,050 --> 00:06:54,341 Most of the time it's a waste of time. 32 00:06:54,508 --> 00:06:58,591 Doesn't matter. Today's topic! "The Penguin: Man or Myth?" 33 00:06:58,883 --> 00:07:01,550 The Globe! Here! 25 cents! 34 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:27,508 MAYOR: Let's hope for the best. 35 00:07:27,675 --> 00:07:29,508 With any luck, Gotham will celebrate 36 00:07:29,675 --> 00:07:31,508 finally a happy holiday. 37 00:07:31,675 --> 00:07:34,341 I don't like talking at Christmas time 38 00:07:34,508 --> 00:07:36,008 about our new power plant. 39 00:07:36,175 --> 00:07:39,466 But if we want to start, do I need special permits, 40 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:44,341 Tax breaks and so on. 41 00:07:46,008 --> 00:07:47,508 Power plant? 42 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:50,300 According to studies, we have enough electricity 43 00:07:50,466 --> 00:07:52,300 until the middle of the next century. 44 00:07:52,383 --> 00:07:54,633 Your analysts expect growth 45 00:07:54,841 --> 00:07:57,341 of 1% annually. That's not much. 46 00:07:58,675 --> 00:08:01,258 Imagine Gotham City 47 00:08:02,383 --> 00:08:06,133 of the future, illuminated by a carpet of stars, 48 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,633 which constantly switches on and off, 49 00:08:08,966 --> 00:08:11,216 because there is embarrassingly little electricity. 50 00:08:11,466 --> 00:08:12,800 Honestly, 51 00:08:13,550 --> 00:08:15,883 I shudder, Mr. Mayor. 52 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:19,383 I'm sorry, all plans come before the committees 53 00:08:19,550 --> 00:08:21,466 in the usual way. 54 00:08:21,633 --> 00:08:23,633 I have a suggestion. 55 00:08:31,383 --> 00:08:32,466 Well, 56 00:08:33,383 --> 00:08:36,300 actually it's more of a question. 57 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:42,216 We have Miss Kyle probably not properly trained. 58 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,758 But she has one plus. 59 00:08:44,925 --> 00:08:47,133 She makes wonderful coffee. 60 00:08:55,508 --> 00:08:56,550 Papa. 61 00:08:57,300 --> 00:09:00,966 Mr. Mayor. It's time to please the crowd. 62 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:13,341 "It's more of a question, actually." 63 00:09:13,508 --> 00:09:15,675 You stupid. 64 00:09:16,008 --> 00:09:18,300 Fool, fool. 65 00:09:31,008 --> 00:09:32,716 Please make room. 66 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:45,091 Please let him through. 67 00:09:45,258 --> 00:09:49,216 The signatures of the employees von Schreck are enough for a plebiscite. 68 00:09:49,383 --> 00:09:51,675 These are just numbers, not threats. 69 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,841 Perhaps. But you don't have a program 70 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:55,883 and no candidate. 71 00:09:56,050 --> 00:09:57,258 Hello, Mr. Shreck! 72 00:09:57,425 --> 00:09:59,591 Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. 73 00:10:00,508 --> 00:10:03,675 We from the city administration wish to each of you 74 00:10:03,841 --> 00:10:05,091 Happy Holidays. 75 00:10:06,008 --> 00:10:08,925 This man here I don't need to introduce, 76 00:10:09,091 --> 00:10:11,050 he has given us so much. 77 00:10:11,466 --> 00:10:15,591 Their name is Gothams Nicholas welcome, Max Shreck. 78 00:10:36,508 --> 00:10:39,383 Pick up contracts from the HR manager, 79 00:10:39,550 --> 00:10:42,300 laundry from the dry cleaners, Paper towels... 80 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:46,716 Darn! 81 00:10:52,258 --> 00:10:53,675 I forgot the speech. 82 00:10:53,841 --> 00:10:56,508 Remember I blame her. 83 00:11:00,841 --> 00:11:03,425 Nicholas? Unfortunately not. 84 00:11:05,008 --> 00:11:07,841 I'm just a poor guy who got lucky. 85 00:11:09,091 --> 00:11:12,591 But stop me, if I want to give something back. 86 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:20,675 I just wish I could distribute more than just expensive trivialities. 87 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,758 I want peace in the world 88 00:11:25,508 --> 00:11:27,841 and unconditional love 89 00:11:29,258 --> 00:11:31,841 Wrap around it with a big bow. 90 00:11:32,966 --> 00:11:37,050 PENGUIN: Oh, but you can. Oh, but you will. 91 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,383 Merry Christmas. 92 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:01,883 -Great idea. -Not mine. 93 00:12:14,716 --> 00:12:15,841 CRIME SCENE - ENTRY PROHIBITED 94 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,841 (Instrumental circus music) 95 00:12:25,216 --> 00:12:26,550 Go! 96 00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,008 What are you waiting for? Give the signal! 97 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,383 (Exciting instrumental music) 98 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:31,633 We want the boss! The one who pulls the strings! 99 00:13:34,216 --> 00:13:36,758 -What do you want? -Not you! 100 00:13:37,883 --> 00:13:40,925 -Shock! -Just over my dead body. 101 00:13:42,216 --> 00:13:44,758 -Chip. -Dad, run! Get yourself to safety! 102 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,091 Run, Dad! 103 00:13:51,258 --> 00:13:53,591 (Instrumental circus music) 104 00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:41,925 Shut up! 105 00:15:49,841 --> 00:15:52,508 One more step, Mr. Fledermann, and I... 106 00:15:58,633 --> 00:15:59,800 Next to it. 107 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,008 Wow. 108 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,341 The Batman. 109 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:17,591 Or do you just say “Batman”? 110 00:16:21,341 --> 00:16:23,091 Just as you wish. 111 00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:28,383 Well, that was very short. 112 00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,383 Like with all the men in my life. 113 00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:33,425 Which men? 114 00:16:36,216 --> 00:16:39,716 Well, that still leaves you. But you need therapy. 115 00:16:45,925 --> 00:16:48,508 (police sirens) 116 00:17:01,216 --> 00:17:05,091 Thanks for the help, Batman. The circus gang is back. 117 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:06,425 Let's wait and see. 118 00:17:06,591 --> 00:17:09,966 They wanted kidnap the great Max Shreck. 119 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:13,008 Where is the insufferable bastard now? 120 00:17:49,883 --> 00:17:52,050 (Instrumental music getting louder) 121 00:18:00,466 --> 00:18:05,216 WORLD OF THE ARCTIC 122 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:24,925 Hello. 123 00:18:30,133 --> 00:18:33,966 I believe the word what you are looking for is... 124 00:18:44,216 --> 00:18:47,883 But it's all just a bad dream. 125 00:18:48,133 --> 00:18:49,675 You are lying in bed at home, 126 00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:52,883 with medication, snuggled up comfortably, 127 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:58,300 and die of cancer, that you yourself 128 00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:01,008 spread in a lifelong pursuit of profit. 129 00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:04,466 Tragic irony or poetic justice? 130 00:19:04,883 --> 00:19:06,425 Tell me. 131 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,425 My God, it's true. 132 00:19:09,675 --> 00:19:12,133 The Penguin Man from the Sewers. 133 00:19:16,091 --> 00:19:18,716 Strange as it may seem, Max, 134 00:19:19,175 --> 00:19:21,925 You and I have something in common: 135 00:19:24,050 --> 00:19:26,633 We're both considered monsters. 136 00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:32,675 But somehow 137 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:36,508 you will still be respected. 138 00:19:36,841 --> 00:19:40,550 I, however, haven't yet! 139 00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,966 Honestly, I think that's unfair. I am a businessman. 140 00:19:45,175 --> 00:19:46,508 Hard, yes. 141 00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:50,425 Cunning, good. But that doesn't make me a monster. 142 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:55,216 Don't understate it, Max! I know everything about you. 143 00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:58,716 What you hide, I will reveal. 144 00:19:58,883 --> 00:20:00,800 What you throw in the toilet 145 00:20:01,050 --> 00:20:04,091 I put it up with myself. Got it? 146 00:20:05,008 --> 00:20:06,966 Do you want to hypnotize me? 147 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:09,883 No, you should get a headache. 148 00:20:10,633 --> 00:20:12,300 This doesn't work. 149 00:20:13,258 --> 00:20:16,800 You childhead! Blank cartridges only. 150 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:20,216 If I had made so much effort, if I wanted to kill you? 151 00:20:20,383 --> 00:20:21,800 No, Max. 152 00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,466 I have completely different intentions. 153 00:20:25,716 --> 00:20:27,341 I'm ready, Max. 154 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:30,216 I've been down here for far too long. 155 00:20:30,466 --> 00:20:33,341 It's time for me to step up, 156 00:20:33,508 --> 00:20:35,258 appear again, 157 00:20:36,925 --> 00:20:38,341 with your help, 158 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,175 your know-how, 159 00:20:40,341 --> 00:20:42,008 your mind. 160 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,425 I wasn't born in a sewer. 161 00:20:46,508 --> 00:20:48,175 I come from... 162 00:20:48,758 --> 00:20:50,091 Like you. 163 00:20:50,341 --> 00:20:53,300 And like you, I demand respect! 164 00:20:53,675 --> 00:20:56,675 To be recognized as a human being. 165 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,675 But above all 166 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:03,758 I want to find out who I am find my parents 167 00:21:04,216 --> 00:21:06,633 find out my human name. 168 00:21:07,258 --> 00:21:11,425 Simple things for people from Gotham are a given! 169 00:21:12,675 --> 00:21:13,841 And 170 00:21:14,008 --> 00:21:17,425 for what reason exactly should I help you? 171 00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:19,841 Well... 172 00:21:24,466 --> 00:21:25,925 Let's get started. 173 00:21:34,050 --> 00:21:37,050 What do we have here? 174 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,716 A bit of toxic waste 175 00:21:43,883 --> 00:21:46,675 from your clean textile factory! 176 00:21:47,925 --> 00:21:50,550 There's a whole lake of them out back! 177 00:21:50,633 --> 00:21:52,841 This can come from anywhere. 178 00:21:53,300 --> 00:21:57,841 And the documents that you as the owner have many hovels in Gotham? 179 00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:00,258 If such documents existed, 180 00:22:00,425 --> 00:22:02,175 so just assuming 181 00:22:02,341 --> 00:22:04,800 they would have gone into the shredder. 182 00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:06,841 Good idea. 183 00:22:08,008 --> 00:22:12,633 Heaps of adhesive strips and a little patience and everything looks different. 184 00:22:14,758 --> 00:22:16,341 By the way, 185 00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,258 how is Fred Atkins, Your old partner? 186 00:22:19,425 --> 00:22:20,841 Fred? 187 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:23,341 Fred does... 188 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,925 I think he's taking a long vacation. He's fine. 189 00:22:30,591 --> 00:22:31,758 Good. 190 00:22:33,758 --> 00:22:37,758 Hello Max. Do you still know me? I'm Fred's hand! 191 00:22:37,841 --> 00:22:40,675 Want to see more body parts? 192 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,508 Don't forget, Max: 193 00:22:42,675 --> 00:22:45,716 Whatever you wash down, I'll turn it off. 194 00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:50,050 You know what, Mr. Penguin? 195 00:22:54,466 --> 00:22:56,050 I think maybe 196 00:22:56,216 --> 00:22:59,550 I could have a welcome party organize for you. 197 00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:03,758 When we're both back home, we can help each other. 198 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,883 You won't regret it, Mr. Shreck. 199 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:16,675 Honey, I'm back! 200 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:21,258 Oh, I'm not married. 201 00:23:30,050 --> 00:23:31,425 (cat meows) 202 00:23:31,591 --> 00:23:33,091 Miss Kitten! 203 00:23:34,508 --> 00:23:38,258 Back from your love adventures, that you don't share with anyone? 204 00:23:40,341 --> 00:23:42,341 I would never snoop around. 205 00:23:44,091 --> 00:23:45,508 Drink your milk. 206 00:23:52,091 --> 00:23:53,258 What? 207 00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:57,341 How can you be so full of self-pity? 208 00:23:58,591 --> 00:24:01,716 It may seem that way, but I'm working. 209 00:24:01,883 --> 00:24:05,883 I have to pay rent. You could contribute something instead of wandering around. 210 00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:07,383 HELLO, YOU THERE 211 00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:10,925 Selina, dear, it's me, your mother. I just want to say hello. 212 00:24:11,091 --> 00:24:12,216 Yes, but... 213 00:24:12,383 --> 00:24:15,966 But I'm disappointed, that you won't come home for Christmas. 214 00:24:16,133 --> 00:24:19,633 I want to know why you definitely go to Gotham City 215 00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:21,716 want to piss off as a little secretary. 216 00:24:21,883 --> 00:24:23,800 Little assistant. 217 00:24:25,466 --> 00:24:28,633 Selina, the Christmas journey, that we planned... 218 00:24:29,716 --> 00:24:34,716 I'm driving alone. Dr. Shaw wants, that I am independent, not an appendage. 219 00:24:38,966 --> 00:24:40,716 And what an appendage! 220 00:24:46,091 --> 00:24:50,008 There's always something going on on Selina Kyle's answering machine. 221 00:24:51,925 --> 00:24:55,091 I would have him should win the last game. 222 00:24:55,341 --> 00:24:57,675 Hello, Selina Kyle. 223 00:24:58,175 --> 00:25:01,508 We want you the new Introduce Gotham women's perfume. 224 00:25:01,675 --> 00:25:06,091 A woman feels completely like a woman, and the men don't complain either. 225 00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,508 Hi, Selina. 226 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,800 You just want to remember it, 227 00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,675 to go back to the office... 228 00:25:14,091 --> 00:25:15,091 You stupid! 229 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:17,341 ...unless you have the Bruce Wayne file with you. 230 00:25:17,508 --> 00:25:18,675 The meeting is Wednesday. 231 00:25:37,841 --> 00:25:39,300 Still there so late? 232 00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:46,050 I'm just preparing for your meeting tomorrow morning with Bruce Wayne. 233 00:25:46,466 --> 00:25:50,300 I have all files printed out for the planned power plant 234 00:25:52,425 --> 00:25:54,800 and about Mr. Wayne's investment. 235 00:25:54,966 --> 00:25:57,800 I also looked into the secret files. 236 00:25:57,966 --> 00:25:59,425 How hardworking! 237 00:26:01,050 --> 00:26:03,383 How did you get the secret files? 238 00:26:04,383 --> 00:26:05,966 If I may ask? 239 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:15,675 I guessed that your password was "Heraldo" is called, like your Chihuahua. And it's true. 240 00:26:23,758 --> 00:26:28,383 I find it very interesting but very technical. 241 00:26:29,716 --> 00:26:33,508 That a power plant in name only is a power plant, 242 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:37,008 but actually a huge, 243 00:26:38,508 --> 00:26:40,175 an immense capacitor. 244 00:26:41,341 --> 00:26:45,758 Which instead of producing energy, drains it 245 00:26:47,300 --> 00:26:50,675 of Gotham City, and she camps, 246 00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:53,883 she saves, 247 00:26:54,216 --> 00:26:57,550 which is a completely new method, I would say. 248 00:27:00,008 --> 00:27:02,050 Who do you want to tell about this? 249 00:27:05,216 --> 00:27:06,550 Nobody. 250 00:27:12,550 --> 00:27:15,591 How was that? with curiosity and the cat? 251 00:27:17,341 --> 00:27:19,341 I'm not a cat. 252 00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,550 I'm just an assistant. 253 00:27:21,883 --> 00:27:23,383 A secretary. 254 00:27:23,675 --> 00:27:25,550 And a very good one. 255 00:27:26,341 --> 00:27:27,716 Too good? 256 00:27:28,841 --> 00:27:31,716 Listen, it stays between us. Honest. 257 00:27:32,383 --> 00:27:35,133 How can you be so mean to be a nobody? 258 00:27:35,341 --> 00:27:37,050 This power plant 259 00:27:37,425 --> 00:27:40,216 is my estate. What I leave behind. 260 00:27:40,383 --> 00:27:41,716 For Chip. 261 00:27:41,925 --> 00:27:44,091 Nothing should prevent that. 262 00:27:46,091 --> 00:27:47,091 OK. 263 00:27:47,591 --> 00:27:51,883 Intimidate me, do it I'm scared if that makes you strong. 264 00:27:52,050 --> 00:27:54,258 You can't kill me! 265 00:27:54,425 --> 00:27:56,841 Yes, I can do that very well. 266 00:28:14,633 --> 00:28:17,633 I had a moment really scared now. 267 00:28:28,133 --> 00:28:29,300 Really? 268 00:29:45,008 --> 00:29:46,716 Honey, I'm back! 269 00:29:49,591 --> 00:29:51,758 Oh, I'm not married. 270 00:30:27,633 --> 00:30:30,591 Selina, this is your mother speaking. Call me. 271 00:30:31,633 --> 00:30:35,383 Selina, this is your mother speaking. Why don't you call back? 272 00:30:36,216 --> 00:30:38,425 Hello, Selina Kyle. 273 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,216 You already have it tried the Gotham women's perfume? 274 00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:46,633 One touch of this and your boss will ask you to do it. stay after work. 275 00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:49,550 For a personnel interview by candlelight. 276 00:30:49,716 --> 00:30:53,425 Gotham women's perfume. Only in Shreck's Department Store. 277 00:33:01,383 --> 00:33:04,008 (Eerie instrumental music) 278 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:33,758 HELL - HERE 279 00:33:38,091 --> 00:33:41,633 I don't know how you are, Miss Kitten, but me 280 00:33:42,133 --> 00:33:43,966 feel much better. 281 00:34:02,633 --> 00:34:04,716 Ladies and gentlemen, 282 00:34:06,008 --> 00:34:07,841 I stand before you once again, 283 00:34:08,008 --> 00:34:12,008 about the chaos to denounce in our city. 284 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,633 This has to stop. 285 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:17,341 It will stop! Our community is falling apart, 286 00:34:17,508 --> 00:34:20,300 she should do that now stick together more than ever. 287 00:34:20,466 --> 00:34:23,841 I don't listen to the words of the cynics. It's Christmas, 288 00:34:24,008 --> 00:34:25,633 the blessed time. 289 00:34:25,841 --> 00:34:28,716 I'm not just saying this as a public official, 290 00:34:29,341 --> 00:34:31,341 but as a husband and father. 291 00:34:31,883 --> 00:34:34,883 There are no more riots like yesterday. 292 00:34:35,050 --> 00:34:37,008 (Instrumental circus music) 293 00:34:37,716 --> 00:34:40,758 I'm not giving a speech, I just say “Thank you”. 294 00:34:49,675 --> 00:34:52,008 This was the work of the Penguin Man. 295 00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:54,800 Take the baby. Don't hurt me! 296 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:52,091 That's what happened a few minutes ago on Gotham Plaza. 297 00:35:52,258 --> 00:35:55,300 The mysterious penguin saved the child the mayor 298 00:35:55,466 --> 00:35:59,300 -and introduced himself to the public. -I only want one thing: 299 00:36:00,633 --> 00:36:04,716 The possibility of finding my parents. 300 00:36:06,425 --> 00:36:09,466 Find out who they are 301 00:36:10,258 --> 00:36:12,966 and consequently who I am. 302 00:36:14,258 --> 00:36:17,258 And then I want to trying with my parents 303 00:36:18,091 --> 00:36:20,758 understand the reason. 304 00:36:21,758 --> 00:36:25,633 Why they did what they believed, have to do 305 00:36:27,466 --> 00:36:30,925 with a child who was born 306 00:36:34,466 --> 00:36:36,133 and something was different. 307 00:36:38,300 --> 00:36:42,133 A child celebrating his first Christmas 308 00:36:43,341 --> 00:36:45,258 and many more 309 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,133 spent in the sewer. 310 00:36:48,300 --> 00:36:50,800 Mr. Wayne? Something wrong? 311 00:36:51,091 --> 00:36:52,300 No. 312 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:55,133 His parents. 313 00:36:55,466 --> 00:36:57,716 So much straight from Gotham Plaza, 314 00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,133 what we just witnessed... 315 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,008 Hopefully he finds her. 316 00:37:01,966 --> 00:37:05,925 There he is standing next to Gothams leading citizen, Max Shreck. 317 00:37:06,008 --> 00:37:08,633 People want an opinion. 318 00:37:10,925 --> 00:37:13,633 ARCHIVE 319 00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:22,508 -Penguin stays undisturbed! -It's a public building! 320 00:37:22,675 --> 00:37:25,050 -Go. Go. -Movement. 321 00:37:25,216 --> 00:37:28,008 -Freedom of the press! -Wait. 322 00:37:28,508 --> 00:37:31,966 What about freedom, his roots 323 00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:34,008 to discover in dignity and privacy? 324 00:37:34,175 --> 00:37:36,883 Is the penguin your friend? 325 00:37:37,050 --> 00:37:40,716 He is the friend of the whole city, so show your heart. 326 00:37:40,883 --> 00:37:43,841 Forget the Constitution. It's Christmas. 327 00:38:21,258 --> 00:38:22,883 The circus is in town 328 00:38:23,050 --> 00:38:27,050 "The Red Triangle Circus offers a great show with wild lions. 329 00:38:31,383 --> 00:38:33,591 "The circus is a guest for two weeks. 330 00:38:33,758 --> 00:38:35,383 "The children love..." 331 00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:36,883 Thank you. 332 00:38:41,466 --> 00:38:43,633 -It's cold! -It's Vichy sauce. 333 00:38:45,008 --> 00:38:46,675 It has to be cold. 334 00:38:49,258 --> 00:38:52,425 "The circus shows a monstrosity Show not suitable for children. 335 00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,633 "With a poodle lady, 336 00:38:55,050 --> 00:38:56,925 "the fattest man in the world 337 00:38:57,258 --> 00:38:59,466 "and a waterfowl boy." 338 00:39:00,466 --> 00:39:03,050 Why do you want to prove so badly 339 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:06,300 that the penguin is not that, what does he pretend to be? 340 00:39:06,508 --> 00:39:09,675 Must you be the only one be the city's lonely "animal person"? 341 00:39:09,758 --> 00:39:12,008 "The circus pulled down its tents yesterday, 342 00:39:12,091 --> 00:39:15,466 "afterwards from many cities Reports of children missing came in. 343 00:39:15,633 --> 00:39:18,258 “The police closed the fairground. 344 00:39:18,425 --> 00:39:22,008 "One of the monstrosities disappeared before 345 00:39:22,841 --> 00:39:24,841 "the questioning." 346 00:39:26,716 --> 00:39:28,800 Are you feeling better now? 347 00:39:31,466 --> 00:39:32,633 No. 348 00:39:33,925 --> 00:39:35,925 On the contrary. Much worse. 349 00:39:54,466 --> 00:39:55,675 Why still on the road? 350 00:39:55,841 --> 00:40:00,258 Worry because of the strange penguin man? 351 00:40:01,633 --> 00:40:03,966 I think he knows his parents. 352 00:40:05,966 --> 00:40:07,675 There is something else. 353 00:41:45,383 --> 00:41:48,258 (Slow instrumental music) 354 00:42:00,091 --> 00:42:01,633 Penguin! 355 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:03,258 Will we get a statement? 356 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,008 Mr Penguin... 357 00:42:05,091 --> 00:42:07,633 A penguin is a flightless bird! 358 00:42:09,633 --> 00:42:11,091 I am human! 359 00:42:11,841 --> 00:42:13,508 I have a name! 360 00:42:17,633 --> 00:42:19,841 Oswald Cobblepot! 361 00:42:21,341 --> 00:42:24,966 Will you ever can make peace with them? 362 00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:28,633 It's true. 363 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:32,091 I was her firstborn. 364 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,091 And they treated me as second born. 365 00:42:35,841 --> 00:42:38,841 But it is human nature 366 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:41,758 to fear the unusual. 367 00:42:42,258 --> 00:42:45,341 Maybe, 368 00:42:45,675 --> 00:42:47,758 when I got my Tiffany baby rattle 369 00:42:48,716 --> 00:42:50,841 held in my shining fin, 370 00:42:51,091 --> 00:42:54,341 instead of 5 patty fingers, 371 00:42:55,341 --> 00:42:57,216 that they were afraid. 372 00:43:00,716 --> 00:43:02,716 But I forgive them. 373 00:43:04,508 --> 00:43:07,300 Penguin forgives parents! I am at peace with myself and the world! 374 00:43:07,466 --> 00:43:09,841 "I don't need hands, as long as you have a heart. 375 00:43:10,008 --> 00:43:13,050 "My heart is full of love. I feel 5 feet tall." 376 00:43:13,216 --> 00:43:16,883 -Like the frog who became a prince. -More like a penguin. 377 00:43:23,175 --> 00:43:25,466 Take it easy, pretty little one. 378 00:43:25,633 --> 00:43:27,175 Very calm. 379 00:43:31,508 --> 00:43:34,425 A strong man, who measures his strength with someone, 380 00:43:34,591 --> 00:43:36,591 which is much smaller. 381 00:43:38,383 --> 00:43:40,716 Be careful, this is my first time doing it. 382 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:50,091 Tic Tac Toe. 383 00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:54,716 Thank you, I... 384 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:57,758 You're making it so easy, aren't you? 385 00:43:58,050 --> 00:44:01,050 Wait for a Batman to save you. 386 00:44:03,425 --> 00:44:05,675 I am Catwoman. 387 00:44:06,425 --> 00:44:08,258 Hear me roar. 388 00:44:22,466 --> 00:44:26,425 I would offer you coffee, but my assistant is on vacation. 389 00:44:26,591 --> 00:44:27,883 A good time. 390 00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:31,758 Except the bandits Everyone is resting at home now. 391 00:44:32,091 --> 00:44:36,591 -I don't like this innuendo. -Did I make one? 392 00:44:40,966 --> 00:44:45,091 I'm pushing forward the power plant project, because it would be more expensive later. 393 00:44:45,633 --> 00:44:48,466 A million saved is a deserved million. 394 00:44:48,758 --> 00:44:52,466 Read the study I ordered. 395 00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:58,091 Gotham has a surplus of energy. I'm sure you know that. 396 00:44:58,258 --> 00:44:59,591 I wonder: 397 00:45:00,675 --> 00:45:01,675 What's behind it? 398 00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:05,300 “Energy surplus”? Bruce, shame on you! 399 00:45:05,466 --> 00:45:08,800 On the contrary. You never have enough energy. 400 00:45:09,008 --> 00:45:12,258 If my life has meaning, then this one. 401 00:45:12,633 --> 00:45:16,758 I'm fighting you. The mayor 402 00:45:16,925 --> 00:45:19,675 -shares my opinion. -Mayors come and go. 403 00:45:19,841 --> 00:45:21,800 Blue-blooded people tire quickly. 404 00:45:22,133 --> 00:45:24,508 Stand for 15 rounds with Muhammed Shreck? 405 00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:26,800 That will become apparent. 406 00:45:26,966 --> 00:45:30,008 However, I don't have a crime boss like Cobblepot. 407 00:45:30,091 --> 00:45:32,633 “Gangster boss”? They don't know anything. 408 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,466 Sir Born-and-forth-with-a-silver-spoon. 409 00:45:35,550 --> 00:45:37,800 Oswald is Gotham's new golden boy. 410 00:45:38,008 --> 00:45:39,675 If his parents hadn't thrown him away, 411 00:45:39,841 --> 00:45:41,633 you would have played together. 412 00:45:42,008 --> 00:45:45,841 He commands the Red Triangle gang. I can't prove it yet, but... 413 00:45:46,175 --> 00:45:48,633 I will not tolerate any slander here. 414 00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:52,300 My assistant would have shown you out. 415 00:45:52,466 --> 00:45:54,008 Wherever he wants to go. 416 00:45:54,091 --> 00:45:58,050 Preferably to a nightclub. 417 00:45:58,133 --> 00:46:01,008 Or a secluded hiding place. 418 00:46:03,383 --> 00:46:05,341 -Nice suit. -Thanks. 419 00:46:05,550 --> 00:46:06,841 Selina. 420 00:46:11,008 --> 00:46:12,508 That's my name. 421 00:46:12,675 --> 00:46:15,841 Don't wear it out or you can buy me a new one. 422 00:46:19,591 --> 00:46:22,508 This is Bruce Wayne. 423 00:46:23,716 --> 00:46:26,175 -We know each other. -Really? 424 00:46:26,258 --> 00:46:30,550 Forgive me. I confused myself with someone. 425 00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:33,050 You mean, “mistaken me.” 426 00:46:33,425 --> 00:46:35,925 Didn't I say that? 427 00:46:36,008 --> 00:46:37,800 No, I don't think so. 428 00:46:39,175 --> 00:46:40,591 What do you have there? 429 00:46:41,591 --> 00:46:45,008 Have you been injured... while skiing? 430 00:46:46,091 --> 00:46:49,425 Is that why you canceled your vacation? And came back? 431 00:46:50,883 --> 00:46:53,883 It's all so vague. 432 00:46:55,716 --> 00:47:00,716 Not total amnesia. I know that Sister Mary Margaret is in the 433 00:47:01,008 --> 00:47:03,550 handed over to the church. Betsy called it morning sickness. 434 00:47:03,716 --> 00:47:06,716 Once in the morning I forgot to put on my underpants, 435 00:47:06,883 --> 00:47:10,716 and the boy who noticed it, was called Ricky Friedburg. 436 00:47:11,925 --> 00:47:13,466 He's already dead. 437 00:47:13,925 --> 00:47:17,050 But from last night I don't know anything anymore. 438 00:47:19,091 --> 00:47:21,091 Isn't that to die for? 439 00:47:23,758 --> 00:47:26,091 Please 440 00:47:27,591 --> 00:47:29,383 escort Mr. Wayne out. 441 00:47:29,550 --> 00:47:30,925 With pleasure. 442 00:47:33,466 --> 00:47:35,300 Your coat, Mr. Wayne. 443 00:47:36,300 --> 00:47:37,466 Correct. 444 00:47:49,175 --> 00:47:52,425 You don't look like a business partner from Mr. Shreck. 445 00:47:52,591 --> 00:47:55,008 You don't look like anyone which he can command. 446 00:47:55,175 --> 00:47:58,258 Well, that's a long story. 447 00:47:59,300 --> 00:48:01,466 I could free myself. 448 00:48:03,300 --> 00:48:05,300 -I'm in the phone book. -Attracts me. 449 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:06,591 I have work to do. 450 00:48:07,966 --> 00:48:09,133 I go. 451 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:12,800 -Do you buy her amnesia? -Women. 452 00:48:13,466 --> 00:48:15,466 Nothing surprises me. 453 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,966 Except your late mother. 454 00:48:18,300 --> 00:48:20,966 Who would have Selina? a thinking brain? 455 00:48:21,341 --> 00:48:22,841 What's the point? 456 00:48:23,175 --> 00:48:27,175 If she blackmails me, I'll throw her from an even higher window. 457 00:48:27,341 --> 00:48:30,675 But now I have more important things to do. 458 00:48:42,508 --> 00:48:45,383 Oswald, it's Max. 459 00:48:59,175 --> 00:49:00,550 Are you at home? 460 00:49:07,925 --> 00:49:09,550 How are you? 461 00:49:10,925 --> 00:49:12,716 And the whole family? 462 00:49:13,425 --> 00:49:15,550 It's good to have a family. 463 00:49:16,883 --> 00:49:18,883 I don't want to be disturbed now. 464 00:49:19,216 --> 00:49:22,133 Come on, Oswald. I have a surprise for you. 465 00:49:22,216 --> 00:49:24,216 I don't like surprises. 466 00:49:41,550 --> 00:49:42,758 Come. 467 00:49:55,300 --> 00:49:56,591 Don't look. 468 00:49:58,758 --> 00:50:00,466 Otherwise you'll spoil everything. 469 00:50:23,591 --> 00:50:27,591 Flattery is a heavy cross. I know that all too well. 470 00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:31,175 But ours is anti-progress Mayor needs to be replaced. 471 00:50:31,341 --> 00:50:34,841 And you can work the miracle, Mr. Cobblepot. 472 00:50:35,341 --> 00:50:38,675 You have more charisma than either of us. Come here. 473 00:50:41,008 --> 00:50:42,300 Mayor? 474 00:50:43,341 --> 00:50:44,633 Mayor. 475 00:50:46,633 --> 00:50:49,800 The elections will take place in November. It is now the end of December. 476 00:50:49,966 --> 00:50:51,300 No worries. 477 00:50:51,466 --> 00:50:55,633 This is Jen and Josh, my image consultants. 478 00:50:56,633 --> 00:50:57,800 Here. 479 00:50:58,133 --> 00:51:00,300 Reclaim your birthright. 480 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:04,758 I'm Jen. 481 00:51:06,175 --> 00:51:07,841 Let's see. 482 00:51:08,008 --> 00:51:12,550 So, I think the best thing will be when you put on the gloves. 483 00:51:12,716 --> 00:51:15,383 It's been proven that voters like fingers. 484 00:51:15,675 --> 00:51:18,175 If we can hide that... 485 00:51:19,758 --> 00:51:22,091 Maybe another time. 486 00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:26,841 There aren't many reflective surfaces in the sewer, huh? 487 00:51:38,466 --> 00:51:43,091 But it could be worse. Blood could flow from my nose. 488 00:51:46,758 --> 00:51:49,425 What do you mean? 489 00:51:52,508 --> 00:51:53,883 Oh God! 490 00:51:53,966 --> 00:51:56,300 So, now get back to work! 491 00:51:56,883 --> 00:52:00,050 Let's make him mayor! 492 00:52:03,216 --> 00:52:05,966 OSWALD COBBLEPOT - MAYOR 493 00:52:06,050 --> 00:52:09,050 Although we missed the elections, 494 00:52:09,216 --> 00:52:11,883 but you can remove anyone from office, throw him out. 495 00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:14,716 -Think of Nixon. -Agnew. 496 00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:16,383 And think 497 00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:19,841 to Oswald Cobblepot, who fills the gap. 498 00:52:19,925 --> 00:52:21,966 I would like to fill your gap. 499 00:52:24,966 --> 00:52:29,050 We need signatures, to change the choice. I'll get those. 500 00:52:29,216 --> 00:52:33,091 -Show her my fin trick. -We need something else. 501 00:52:35,550 --> 00:52:37,091 A program? 502 00:52:38,591 --> 00:52:43,091 Global cooling instead of warming. Let's make the earth a refrigerator. 503 00:52:43,175 --> 00:52:47,925 Good. To overthrow the mayor, we need a catalyst. 504 00:52:48,091 --> 00:52:50,758 Great, Mayor Cobblepot. 505 00:52:51,091 --> 00:52:54,258 Your table is waiting, Mayor Cobblepot. 506 00:52:54,425 --> 00:52:58,008 I need you, Oswald. Now, now! 507 00:52:59,175 --> 00:53:03,091 Such a big parasol I've never seen it before. 508 00:53:03,258 --> 00:53:07,425 An event like the Gulf of Tonkin or the Reichstag fire. 509 00:53:15,966 --> 00:53:17,966 My friends should 510 00:53:18,133 --> 00:53:20,800 drive the mayor crazy? 511 00:53:20,883 --> 00:53:23,466 -Exactly. -It'll be fun. 512 00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:25,591 But 513 00:53:26,716 --> 00:53:28,466 I can't be distracted, Maxie. 514 00:53:28,633 --> 00:53:30,258 I have my own things to do. 515 00:53:30,425 --> 00:53:34,633 "Distracted"? You have the opportunity to to fulfill your destiny, 516 00:53:34,800 --> 00:53:37,258 that your parents simply failed you. 517 00:53:41,300 --> 00:53:43,091 Reclaim my birthright, yeah? 518 00:53:43,258 --> 00:53:46,425 As mayor the media listen to you, 519 00:53:47,216 --> 00:53:49,883 the captains of industry 520 00:53:50,050 --> 00:53:52,216 and lots of women. 521 00:53:56,008 --> 00:53:58,508 You negotiate very hard, Maxie. 522 00:53:59,675 --> 00:54:01,591 Okay, I'll be mayor. 523 00:54:05,341 --> 00:54:08,008 Burn, baby, burn! 524 00:54:10,091 --> 00:54:12,675 (Fast instrumental music) 525 00:56:03,425 --> 00:56:04,466 MOTOR VEHICLES 526 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:08,758 SPORTING GOODS 527 00:56:49,008 --> 00:56:51,341 -Who is she? -What is she? 528 00:56:51,508 --> 00:56:54,591 Should I shoot or fall in love? 529 00:56:55,341 --> 00:56:56,675 Poor boys. 530 00:56:56,841 --> 00:57:00,175 You always mix up the pistols with the genitals. 531 00:57:02,466 --> 00:57:05,091 Spare us. We don't make $300. 532 00:57:05,258 --> 00:57:07,550 You are overpaid. Disappears. 533 00:57:26,050 --> 00:57:27,508 Come on, strike already. 534 00:58:06,133 --> 00:58:08,091 Do you admire your work? 535 00:58:10,341 --> 00:58:12,383 Visit to the crime scene. 536 00:58:13,758 --> 00:58:16,591 Assessment of the devastation. 537 00:58:18,591 --> 00:58:20,633 Belongs to the office of mayor. 538 00:58:24,758 --> 00:58:26,675 You are not mayor. 539 00:58:28,091 --> 00:58:30,258 Things are changing. 540 00:58:31,883 --> 00:58:33,258 What do you want? 541 00:58:34,091 --> 00:58:38,341 The direct route. Admirable for a masked person. 542 00:58:43,758 --> 00:58:46,550 Do you think you will win? 543 00:58:49,383 --> 00:58:50,966 Things are changing. 544 00:59:03,633 --> 00:59:04,800 Meow. 545 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,550 I saw her first. I have to go. 546 01:00:07,841 --> 01:00:10,550 What comes to mind? I am a woman! 547 01:00:10,883 --> 01:00:12,175 Excuse me. 548 01:00:26,133 --> 01:00:30,675 Like I said, I'm a woman and not a given. 549 01:00:31,508 --> 01:00:34,300 Life is mean and so am I. 550 01:00:50,966 --> 01:00:54,508 Who are you? Who is the man behind the bat? 551 01:00:56,758 --> 01:00:58,925 Maybe you can help me 552 01:00:59,258 --> 01:01:02,675 to find the woman behind the cat. 553 01:01:03,675 --> 01:01:07,091 You are not. 554 01:01:11,258 --> 01:01:13,008 There you are. 555 01:01:28,716 --> 01:01:31,050 Saved thanks to cat litter. 556 01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:33,258 (Giggles) 557 01:01:34,300 --> 01:01:35,633 Bastard! 558 01:01:53,133 --> 01:01:54,300 Alfred, 559 01:01:54,883 --> 01:01:57,466 bring me antiseptic ointment. 560 01:01:57,633 --> 01:01:59,591 Immediately. Are you in pain? 561 01:02:00,758 --> 01:02:03,758 Not really. 562 01:02:13,925 --> 01:02:15,133 Meow. 563 01:02:18,591 --> 01:02:20,258 Thanks. 564 01:02:26,175 --> 01:02:29,508 I guess I have the child saved by the mayor, 565 01:02:30,675 --> 01:02:33,175 but I don't support a mayor, 566 01:02:33,258 --> 01:02:36,175 who watched idly, 567 01:02:36,508 --> 01:02:40,175 while Gotham is hit by a plague was haunted, 568 01:02:40,341 --> 01:02:44,508 the Boy Scouts turned into insane clowns 569 01:02:45,133 --> 01:02:48,675 and nice housewives into bad cats. 570 01:02:49,175 --> 01:02:50,300 Thanks. 571 01:02:53,175 --> 01:02:56,258 Oswald Cobblepot, the mysterious animal man, 572 01:02:56,425 --> 01:02:57,841 running for office in Gotham. 573 01:02:58,008 --> 01:02:59,216 Thanks. 574 01:03:01,050 --> 01:03:05,508 Mr. Cobblepot, you are the best Role model that a young person can have. 575 01:03:05,841 --> 01:03:10,591 And you are the hottest young thing, that a role model could wish for. 576 01:03:13,383 --> 01:03:14,675 Here. 577 01:03:15,508 --> 01:03:17,175 Wear the badge. 578 01:03:18,508 --> 01:03:21,300 I'll give it to you. 579 01:03:25,216 --> 01:03:26,508 Thanks. 580 01:03:31,175 --> 01:03:33,175 In the mayor's office 581 01:03:33,341 --> 01:03:35,716 It's not about power, it's about 582 01:03:35,883 --> 01:03:37,841 to touch people, to touch her a little. 583 01:03:38,008 --> 01:03:40,050 -Penguin... -My name is not Penguin! 584 01:03:40,216 --> 01:03:42,675 But Oswald Cobblepot. 585 01:03:42,841 --> 01:03:46,341 Oswald, someone here would like to speak to you. 586 01:03:54,091 --> 01:03:56,716 The kitty I've always been looking for. 587 01:04:01,508 --> 01:04:03,425 It's cool in here. 588 01:04:04,591 --> 01:04:07,258 -I'll warm you up. -Platz, Oswald. 589 01:04:09,883 --> 01:04:11,466 We have to talk. 590 01:04:11,550 --> 01:04:15,425 You know, the two of us have something in common. 591 01:04:16,175 --> 01:04:17,925 Sounds familiar to me. 592 01:04:18,258 --> 01:04:20,258 Desire for destruction? 593 01:04:20,425 --> 01:04:22,925 Contempt for the fashion czars? 594 01:04:23,091 --> 01:04:25,091 Wait, don't say anything. 595 01:04:25,258 --> 01:04:28,633 Sheer sexual charisma? 596 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:30,133 Batman. 597 01:04:30,966 --> 01:04:33,591 The thorn in both of our flesh. 598 01:04:33,925 --> 01:04:36,425 The fly in our anointing oil. 599 01:04:36,591 --> 01:04:37,925 Anointing oil? 600 01:04:38,425 --> 01:04:41,091 I have scented and unscented. 601 01:04:41,258 --> 01:04:42,966 I'll come back later. 602 01:04:43,383 --> 01:04:47,425 Are you eligible to vote? I'm running for mayor. 603 01:04:47,591 --> 01:04:50,633 There is only one topic that concerns me today: 604 01:04:51,258 --> 01:04:52,758 To banish the bat. 605 01:04:52,925 --> 01:04:57,425 That one again. No problem. He's already dead. Look. 606 01:04:57,966 --> 01:05:02,341 We dismantle his Batmobile and build a hydrogen bomb out of it. 607 01:05:03,841 --> 01:05:05,300 No. 608 01:05:05,675 --> 01:05:08,633 He would be even more powerful as a martyr. 609 01:05:09,008 --> 01:05:13,341 In order to destroy it, we first have to to make him what he hates. 610 01:05:13,508 --> 01:05:15,300 To a creature like us. 611 01:05:16,841 --> 01:05:18,300 Frame him? 612 01:05:18,508 --> 01:05:21,800 Not yet in office and already a blacklist. 613 01:05:23,591 --> 01:05:26,175 This is not for prying eyes. 614 01:05:27,966 --> 01:05:31,175 Why should I trust a cat? 615 01:05:32,008 --> 01:05:35,966 Maybe you're a messed up bitch, who pays back dad, 616 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:39,591 because she didn't get a pony at 16. 617 01:05:57,216 --> 01:05:58,800 Dear little bird. 618 01:06:14,175 --> 01:06:15,550 Dear kitty. 619 01:06:24,008 --> 01:06:26,758 Batman gave me napalm on the arm. 620 01:06:26,925 --> 01:06:30,883 He pushed me off a building, when I just felt good. 621 01:06:31,050 --> 01:06:34,091 I want to help with his humiliation. 622 01:06:37,925 --> 01:06:40,716 Then a plan takes shape. 623 01:06:48,050 --> 01:06:49,425 I want to join in. 624 01:06:51,758 --> 01:06:55,050 Finish Batman. That's where I feel 625 01:06:56,925 --> 01:06:58,300 dirty. 626 01:07:02,425 --> 01:07:05,425 Maybe I'll wash right here. 627 01:07:16,216 --> 01:07:18,216 The mayor should 628 01:07:18,425 --> 01:07:22,216 open the Christmas tree tomorrow light Gotham Plaza again. 629 01:07:23,216 --> 01:07:27,925 Let's go to a program change with dignity and class? 630 01:07:28,466 --> 01:07:30,800 Maybe to Herzblatt? 631 01:07:32,466 --> 01:07:35,050 I don't trust the mayor. 632 01:07:35,591 --> 01:07:38,925 But I hope and pray that Batman 633 01:07:39,091 --> 01:07:43,258 will be there to keep the peace. Thank you very much. 634 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:44,716 Cunning. 635 01:07:48,425 --> 01:07:50,300 Why are you doing this? 636 01:07:52,341 --> 01:07:53,591 Selina? 637 01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:57,175 I didn't want to scare you. 638 01:07:57,341 --> 01:08:00,800 No, I just scared myself. 639 01:08:01,925 --> 01:08:04,008 I don't understand. But 640 01:08:04,175 --> 01:08:07,466 it's nice to see you in life, far from horror. 641 01:08:07,925 --> 01:08:10,258 It's nice to be here. 642 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:15,675 Are you okay? 643 01:08:17,341 --> 01:08:20,675 Looks like holiday depression. 644 01:08:21,133 --> 01:08:22,175 No. 645 01:08:23,341 --> 01:08:27,133 Man, the news these days. Depressing! 646 01:08:27,300 --> 01:08:28,300 {\an8}BATMAN FAILS 647 01:08:28,466 --> 01:08:29,508 {\an8}I heard 648 01:08:29,675 --> 01:08:30,966 MEOW - A CAT ASTROPHIC 649 01:08:31,175 --> 01:08:33,383 Catwoman weighs 63 kilos. 650 01:08:34,466 --> 01:08:36,841 Can the press freaks sleep? 651 01:08:37,008 --> 01:08:39,716 Not even true. “Batman fails”? 652 01:08:40,050 --> 01:08:43,841 It certainly prevented millions in damages. 653 01:08:44,216 --> 01:08:48,133 They probably won't go to light the Christmas tree? 654 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:50,966 No 10 horses will get me there. 655 01:08:51,716 --> 01:08:55,050 It's going to be a hot night tonight in this cold city. 656 01:08:57,175 --> 01:09:00,050 You have your dark side, don't you? 657 01:09:00,383 --> 01:09:02,133 Not darker than yours. 658 01:09:05,550 --> 01:09:08,841 Shall we watch it on TV at my place? 659 01:09:09,008 --> 01:09:12,091 -What? -The lighting of the tree. 660 01:09:12,300 --> 01:09:15,508 I have to go somewhere else today. 661 01:09:15,675 --> 01:09:18,550 Are you coming for dinner? At 5 p.m.? 662 01:09:18,633 --> 01:09:20,091 Or at 6 p.m.? 663 01:09:20,258 --> 01:09:21,716 5 p.m. 664 01:09:22,008 --> 01:09:24,091 5 p.m. You and me. 665 01:09:26,008 --> 01:09:27,758 (Dark instrumental music) 666 01:09:31,091 --> 01:09:34,341 The tree is set on fire and I press the button. 667 01:09:34,550 --> 01:09:35,758 Wait, wait. 668 01:09:35,925 --> 01:09:38,716 I press the button, then the lights come on. 669 01:09:41,341 --> 01:09:44,550 -Who are you? -Talent scout. 670 01:09:45,341 --> 01:09:46,591 Come. 671 01:09:46,758 --> 01:09:50,425 I don't just light candles, I'm also an actress. 672 01:09:52,758 --> 01:09:56,091 What is that? A camera or something? 673 01:09:56,383 --> 01:09:57,758 Say "cheese"! 674 01:09:59,383 --> 01:10:00,425 Cheese. 675 01:10:12,050 --> 01:10:13,300 Thank you, Alfred. 676 01:10:15,216 --> 01:10:17,716 He's certainly good company. 677 01:10:17,883 --> 01:10:21,508 But will the “golden bachelor” number" isn't slowly fading? 678 01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:26,216 Not anymore than that of the "lonely secretary". 679 01:10:26,300 --> 01:10:29,300 -Director's assistant. -Excuse me. 680 01:10:32,966 --> 01:10:34,300 Secretary. 681 01:10:38,841 --> 01:10:40,508 Do you have a girlfriend? 682 01:10:43,175 --> 01:10:44,425 Secure. 683 01:10:45,675 --> 01:10:48,008 Oh, you mean something serious? 684 01:10:49,008 --> 01:10:51,133 No, I had one. It didn't work. 685 01:10:51,216 --> 01:10:54,466 What didn't work? Wait! I think I know! 686 01:10:55,508 --> 01:10:58,716 -They kept things from her. -I told her everything. 687 01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:01,841 Did the truth scare her? 688 01:11:02,008 --> 01:11:06,175 There are 2 truths, you know? 689 01:11:07,341 --> 01:11:10,758 She couldn't reconcile them, because I her 690 01:11:11,966 --> 01:11:13,633 cannot agree. 691 01:11:17,841 --> 01:11:20,216 -Vicki thought... -Vicki? 692 01:11:21,216 --> 01:11:23,175 Ice skater or stewardess? 693 01:11:25,133 --> 01:11:28,216 No, she was a photo reporter. 694 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:32,675 And was right about Vicki Your difficulties with duality? 695 01:11:39,133 --> 01:11:41,550 You know, if I say yes now, then 696 01:11:42,841 --> 01:11:45,008 will you consider me 697 01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:48,216 See Norman Bates or Ted Bundy and 698 01:11:54,216 --> 01:11:57,550 don't let me kiss you. 699 01:12:01,175 --> 01:12:04,591 So called normal men always disappoint you. 700 01:12:04,758 --> 01:12:08,216 I'm not afraid of crazy people. They are committed. 701 01:12:18,841 --> 01:12:21,425 (Romantic instrumental music) 702 01:12:48,091 --> 01:12:50,508 -You can't do that. -Me neither. 703 01:12:52,091 --> 01:12:55,258 The ice princess has been kidnapped. 704 01:12:55,466 --> 01:12:57,758 Can you see Batman's involvement 705 01:12:57,925 --> 01:13:00,800 confirm the kidnapping? 706 01:13:00,966 --> 01:13:03,466 Certain evidence suggests this. 707 01:13:03,966 --> 01:13:07,966 We found the one with traces of blood in the abductees' cloakroom. 708 01:13:10,050 --> 01:13:12,800 -I have to go. -No, you live here. 709 01:13:12,966 --> 01:13:17,300 Sit here. I'll be right back. 710 01:13:26,008 --> 01:13:29,258 -I have to go to the Plaza. -I saw it. 711 01:13:29,425 --> 01:13:31,258 I should show myself. 712 01:13:31,425 --> 01:13:32,925 Hopefully you didn't pay attention to him. 713 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:36,133 Impossible. It's about kidnapping. Please do the following. 714 01:13:36,591 --> 01:13:37,841 Shit! 715 01:13:41,508 --> 01:13:45,508 Tell Selina, Miss Kyle, I had to leave town. 716 01:13:45,675 --> 01:13:49,716 Tell her it's business. Guess what? 717 01:13:50,091 --> 01:13:53,508 But don't tell her in the sense of "be-my-girlfriend"... 718 01:13:53,675 --> 01:13:55,508 -I'll arrange it. -Great. 719 01:13:59,008 --> 01:14:00,508 -Miss Kyle... -Alfred. 720 01:14:00,675 --> 01:14:03,341 -Mr. Wayne asked me to tell you... -Mr. Wayne? 721 01:14:03,591 --> 01:14:05,008 Bruce, yes... 722 01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:08,050 Would you please tell him 723 01:14:08,216 --> 01:14:11,508 that I have a lot of changes go through and... 724 01:14:13,050 --> 01:14:15,133 He should 725 01:14:15,550 --> 01:14:19,050 don't feel rejected by my sudden departure. 726 01:14:19,633 --> 01:14:21,883 In fact, I feel with him, 727 01:14:22,716 --> 01:14:24,675 as I really am, I hope. 728 01:14:24,841 --> 01:14:26,133 No. 729 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:30,341 Could you write a sonnet? or a dirty limerick? 730 01:14:30,591 --> 01:14:33,633 -One just occurred to me. -Thanks. 731 01:14:34,175 --> 01:14:37,466 -This way, please. -Forgiveness. 732 01:14:44,841 --> 01:14:47,425 (Dramatic instrumental music) 733 01:15:05,633 --> 01:15:06,883 Where is it? 734 01:15:36,925 --> 01:15:38,466 Ladies and gentlemen. 735 01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:41,758 May I ask for your attention? 736 01:15:43,633 --> 01:15:46,133 I know many of you feel right now 737 01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:49,050 in Gotham like in a besieged city. 738 01:15:49,966 --> 01:15:52,633 But believe me, your city fathers 739 01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:57,050 and the police have the situation fully under control. 740 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:05,883 (Instrumental circus music) 741 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,841 -It has to be quick. -Thanks. 742 01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:01,383 This should be attributed to me. 743 01:17:01,716 --> 01:17:02,883 I say that a bird man, 744 01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:05,341 who smelled of fish, kidnapped me. 745 01:17:05,425 --> 01:17:07,175 Did someone say "fish"? 746 01:17:07,258 --> 01:17:09,800 I haven't been fed yet today. 747 01:17:10,216 --> 01:17:11,633 Eat earth. 748 01:17:13,216 --> 01:17:14,716 Lots of fiber. 749 01:17:15,383 --> 01:17:16,633 Hey, stallion, 750 01:17:16,800 --> 01:17:20,550 -I thought there was something going on between us. -That's right too. 751 01:17:36,591 --> 01:17:38,883 We have to go. Women's talk. 752 01:18:06,591 --> 01:18:10,716 She let me go. I spoke to her woman to woman. 753 01:18:12,258 --> 01:18:14,341 Caution. No movement. 754 01:18:16,383 --> 01:18:17,800 Now an arrow! 755 01:18:21,550 --> 01:18:23,966 Winged rats, get to work. 756 01:18:30,758 --> 01:18:32,883 Batman pushed her off! 757 01:18:47,800 --> 01:18:49,091 Do not shoot! 758 01:19:04,341 --> 01:19:06,841 A treat for someone like me. 759 01:19:07,925 --> 01:19:10,341 Handsome, stunned, 760 01:19:11,175 --> 01:19:12,841 to die for. 761 01:19:20,966 --> 01:19:23,466 Mistletoe is poisonous if you eat it. 762 01:19:24,175 --> 01:19:28,341 But a kiss is much deadlier, if you take him seriously. 763 01:19:37,675 --> 01:19:40,841 You are the 2nd man, who is killing me this week. 764 01:19:41,008 --> 01:19:43,008 But I still have 7 lives. 765 01:19:43,341 --> 01:19:44,550 I wanted to save you... 766 01:19:44,716 --> 01:19:48,383 Apparently every woman dies that you are trying to save. 767 01:19:48,883 --> 01:19:50,716 Or is you angry? 768 01:19:51,175 --> 01:19:53,216 You should retire. 769 01:20:16,133 --> 01:20:17,383 Damned. 770 01:20:52,633 --> 01:20:54,591 Fantastic! 771 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,300 You are Beauty and the Beast 772 01:20:57,508 --> 01:21:01,425 in a juicy Christmas package. 773 01:21:01,508 --> 01:21:03,883 They wanted the princess just scare you. 774 01:21:03,966 --> 01:21:06,175 She looked pretty scared. 775 01:21:08,675 --> 01:21:10,508 A sip of bubbly? 776 01:21:14,466 --> 01:21:16,591 What are we waiting for? 777 01:21:16,758 --> 01:21:19,883 Let's do it now our devilish connection. 778 01:21:20,091 --> 01:21:21,966 What? 779 01:21:22,341 --> 01:21:25,341 Oh, come on. Can't you imagine it? 780 01:21:25,633 --> 01:21:27,883 The mayor's mansion is dark. 781 01:21:28,050 --> 01:21:32,258 I'm exhausted, there you come into the bedroom, 782 01:21:32,633 --> 01:21:34,508 waggle your tail, 783 01:21:34,675 --> 01:21:38,175 in one hand my slippers, in the other a martini. 784 01:21:38,341 --> 01:21:39,425 Please. 785 01:21:40,008 --> 01:21:41,966 I wouldn't even scratch it. 786 01:21:42,175 --> 01:21:44,966 Wrong bitch! I'll have you sterilized! 787 01:21:45,133 --> 01:21:46,925 You gave all the signals! 788 01:21:47,008 --> 01:21:49,550 I don't even like you anymore! 789 01:21:57,633 --> 01:22:01,341 Goodbye, my non-relationship. Go to heaven. 790 01:22:38,341 --> 01:22:39,675 Thanks. 791 01:23:01,383 --> 01:23:02,716 There he is! 792 01:23:05,091 --> 01:23:07,341 Do not adjust the monitors. 793 01:23:07,508 --> 01:23:12,258 Welcome in Oswald Cobblepot's driving school. 794 01:23:13,091 --> 01:23:16,258 Gentlemen, let it squeak. 795 01:23:49,508 --> 01:23:53,966 Maybe I shouldn't say it, but my driver's license has expired! 796 01:24:10,883 --> 01:24:11,925 Calm down. 797 01:24:12,091 --> 01:24:16,758 I'll take care of it about the mindless puppets of Gotham! 798 01:25:03,591 --> 01:25:06,258 Admit it I play on this stinky town 799 01:25:06,425 --> 01:25:08,383 like on a hellish harp. 800 01:25:13,008 --> 01:25:14,383 FOREIGN BODY LOCATION 801 01:25:28,050 --> 01:25:30,383 Defenseless old lady at 12 o'clock! 802 01:26:08,133 --> 01:26:09,550 That's funny. 803 01:26:17,675 --> 01:26:19,466 Now I'm worried. 804 01:26:46,675 --> 01:26:48,591 Then he just survived. What the hell? 805 01:26:48,758 --> 01:26:52,925 He didn't even lose a limb! One eye! Bladder control! 806 01:26:53,091 --> 01:26:57,050 Just listen. They don't believe anymore to the old symbols. 807 01:26:57,216 --> 01:27:00,341 They identify with you, the symbol of the future. 808 01:27:00,508 --> 01:27:02,341 What works should be left as is. 809 01:27:02,508 --> 01:27:04,841 Tonight my annual ball is taking place. 810 01:27:05,008 --> 01:27:07,216 Shreck and Cobblepot, 811 01:27:07,633 --> 01:27:10,716 the visionary alliance. 812 01:27:13,508 --> 01:27:17,383 {\an8}OSWALD MEANS ORDER BRING THE MAYOR BACK 813 01:27:25,716 --> 01:27:27,883 COBBLEPOT CLEANS UP! 814 01:27:29,716 --> 01:27:31,675 When it came to that 815 01:27:31,758 --> 01:27:35,341 the safety of our beautiful city to guarantee 816 01:27:36,508 --> 01:27:38,216 did the mayor have a plan? 817 01:27:38,425 --> 01:27:39,425 No! 818 01:27:39,591 --> 01:27:40,800 No! 819 01:27:42,133 --> 01:27:44,800 He relied on a man. 820 01:27:45,883 --> 01:27:47,633 A bat man. 821 01:27:48,216 --> 01:27:52,216 A ticking time bomb, that dude in a mask... 822 01:27:52,383 --> 01:27:55,841 Our main concern applies to that grotesque thing there. 823 01:27:56,216 --> 01:27:59,341 But let's not forget, to repair the Batmobile. 824 01:27:59,425 --> 01:28:01,716 It's about our safety. 825 01:28:01,883 --> 01:28:05,633 We can't in any workshop. 826 01:28:05,841 --> 01:28:07,091 Security? 827 01:28:07,258 --> 01:28:09,383 Who has Vicki Vale let into the Batcave? 828 01:28:09,550 --> 01:28:11,800 I work, and as I turn around, 829 01:28:11,966 --> 01:28:14,383 she stands there. "Hi Vicki, come in." 830 01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:26,008 -Ready? -I'll take the stairs. 831 01:28:26,300 --> 01:28:28,883 (tense instrumental music) 832 01:28:46,966 --> 01:28:51,383 PENGUIN: You ask if I stand up here for my glory? 833 01:28:52,841 --> 01:28:54,008 No. 834 01:28:55,175 --> 01:28:58,550 So many years... 835 01:28:58,633 --> 01:28:59,883 {\an8}SEARCH FREQUENCY 836 01:29:00,050 --> 01:29:04,925 {\an8}I tormented myself in the darkness beneath your streets. 837 01:29:06,633 --> 01:29:10,091 The fame I always strive for, 838 01:29:10,800 --> 01:29:13,591 is the glory of Gotham! 839 01:29:28,841 --> 01:29:31,008 {\an8}FREQUENCY DISTURBED 840 01:29:31,091 --> 01:29:33,758 How can this be achieved? 841 01:29:35,883 --> 01:29:39,758 I know you are all worried. 842 01:29:41,925 --> 01:29:43,591 Calm down. 843 01:29:43,758 --> 01:29:48,675 I'll take care of it about the mindless puppets of Gotham. 844 01:29:55,466 --> 01:29:57,091 I didn't say that. 845 01:29:59,591 --> 01:30:03,216 Admit it I play on this stinky town 846 01:30:03,383 --> 01:30:05,675 like on a hellish harp! 847 01:30:34,091 --> 01:30:36,091 (crowd boos) 848 01:30:37,550 --> 01:30:39,091 Go away! 849 01:31:06,091 --> 01:31:09,841 Why do people always bring tomatoes? and eggs to a speech with? 850 01:31:27,425 --> 01:31:30,008 (Instrumental music getting louder) 851 01:31:34,383 --> 01:31:35,883 There he is! 852 01:32:07,050 --> 01:32:08,550 My little ones. 853 01:32:09,758 --> 01:32:11,466 Did you miss me? 854 01:32:25,466 --> 01:32:27,133 Did you miss me? 855 01:32:28,758 --> 01:32:30,675 Great speech, Oswald. 856 01:32:31,758 --> 01:32:35,716 My name is not Oswald! But penguin! 857 01:32:36,008 --> 01:32:38,258 I'm not human! 858 01:32:38,466 --> 01:32:41,758 I am an animal! A cold-blooded animal! 859 01:32:42,133 --> 01:32:43,800 Turn on the air conditioning! 860 01:32:43,966 --> 01:32:46,883 Where are my lists? Bring on the names! 861 01:32:47,966 --> 01:32:49,466 It's time. 862 01:32:49,633 --> 01:32:53,675 These are the names of all firstborn sons in Gotham City. 863 01:32:54,008 --> 01:32:55,925 Just like I was one too. 864 01:32:56,175 --> 01:33:00,341 And like me, she too is waiting a terrible fate. 865 01:33:01,008 --> 01:33:04,091 Tonight while her parents celebrate, 866 01:33:04,341 --> 01:33:07,008 they will dream in front of themselves 867 01:33:07,091 --> 01:33:09,175 in their safe cradles 868 01:33:09,425 --> 01:33:11,425 and soft beds, 869 01:33:11,675 --> 01:33:13,841 and we'll get them, 870 01:33:14,008 --> 01:33:16,008 take them to the sewers 871 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:20,425 and throw them into a deep, dark, wet grave. 872 01:33:21,508 --> 01:33:22,883 Penguin? 873 01:33:23,341 --> 01:33:27,175 Killing sleeping children isn't that a little... 874 01:33:37,425 --> 01:33:39,216 No, it's a lot. 875 01:33:49,550 --> 01:33:50,925 A memory aid. 876 01:33:51,091 --> 01:33:55,216 The party is taking place today with the horrible Mr. Shreck. 877 01:33:55,550 --> 01:33:58,341 Should we cancel? 878 01:33:59,133 --> 01:34:00,425 No interest. 879 01:34:02,508 --> 01:34:03,758 However 880 01:34:06,133 --> 01:34:08,216 Selina Kyle could be there. 881 01:34:12,466 --> 01:34:15,091 (Upbeat dance music) 882 01:34:31,425 --> 01:34:33,425 A brilliant costume. 883 01:34:33,591 --> 01:34:35,091 Let me guess. 884 01:34:35,258 --> 01:34:37,758 Cleaner of a foundation? 885 01:34:38,591 --> 01:34:40,133 Do you feel comfortable? 886 01:34:40,966 --> 01:34:44,633 You almost had a monster made mayor of Gotham. 887 01:34:44,800 --> 01:34:47,133 I am the light of this city, 888 01:34:47,466 --> 01:34:49,966 and I am his dark, sick soul. 889 01:34:50,425 --> 01:34:52,258 Does it matter who is mayor? 890 01:34:52,425 --> 01:34:54,925 -For me, yes. -Yawn. 891 01:35:05,133 --> 01:35:07,716 (Slow, rhythmic music) 892 01:35:32,091 --> 01:35:33,133 Hello. 893 01:35:33,383 --> 01:35:35,883 I'm sorry about yesterday, but it worked 894 01:35:36,091 --> 01:35:39,425 about a big deal. Without success, however. 895 01:35:39,508 --> 01:35:42,466 It's nothing. I had to go home, feed my cat. 896 01:35:50,883 --> 01:35:53,050 So everything is OK? 897 01:35:55,550 --> 01:35:57,050 Well, yes, 898 01:35:59,133 --> 01:36:01,133 halfway, I would say. 899 01:36:07,341 --> 01:36:11,133 There is a large, comfortable double bed in the bed department. 900 01:36:12,425 --> 01:36:14,091 What do you say? 901 01:36:15,050 --> 01:36:17,341 You mean take off our costumes? 902 01:36:20,550 --> 01:36:22,841 I'm tired of wearing masks. 903 01:36:23,508 --> 01:36:24,800 Me too. 904 01:36:26,175 --> 01:36:27,966 May I ask you something? 905 01:36:29,175 --> 01:36:31,341 Why did you come tonight? 906 01:36:31,591 --> 01:36:33,716 -And you? -To see you. 907 01:36:36,050 --> 01:36:37,383 That's nice. 908 01:36:38,633 --> 01:36:42,341 I want to say the same thing, but I came because of Max. 909 01:36:44,883 --> 01:36:46,633 Does that mean you... 910 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,383 But not you and Max? 911 01:36:49,800 --> 01:36:51,300 Me and Max? 912 01:36:57,633 --> 01:36:59,925 No. That and Max. 913 01:37:02,675 --> 01:37:06,466 And don't say Killing Max won't do anything. 914 01:37:06,633 --> 01:37:07,758 Because it brings something. 915 01:37:07,925 --> 01:37:11,133 Aren't you tired of it all the time? such a robber baron is on top, 916 01:37:11,300 --> 01:37:13,925 while he is meters deep should be underground? 917 01:37:14,091 --> 01:37:16,300 You like problems have with your boss, 918 01:37:16,633 --> 01:37:18,925 but who do you think you are? 919 01:37:21,675 --> 01:37:24,008 I don't know anymore, Bruce. 920 01:37:38,216 --> 01:37:40,383 A kiss under the mistletoe. 921 01:37:43,508 --> 01:37:45,966 Mistletoe is deadly if eaten. 922 01:37:46,050 --> 01:37:48,633 But a kiss is even more deadly, 923 01:37:50,800 --> 01:37:52,591 if you take him seriously. 924 01:38:02,633 --> 01:38:04,133 Oh my God. 925 01:38:04,966 --> 01:38:07,591 Do we have to fight each other now? 926 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:10,300 Let's go out. 927 01:38:31,258 --> 01:38:34,883 (Exciting instrumental music) 928 01:38:45,675 --> 01:38:47,800 -Is everything okay? -I'm doing well. 929 01:38:56,341 --> 01:39:00,091 You didn't invite me so I barge in like that! 930 01:39:03,633 --> 01:39:06,633 -What do you want? -Roam in this moment 931 01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:09,216 my troops the city 932 01:39:09,383 --> 01:39:12,300 looking for your children! Yes! 933 01:39:12,550 --> 01:39:15,175 Your firstborn sons! 934 01:39:15,425 --> 01:39:18,383 Those you left defenseless at home, 935 01:39:18,716 --> 01:39:20,966 while you, dressed like idiots, 936 01:39:21,133 --> 01:39:23,883 get drunk and dance. 937 01:39:23,966 --> 01:39:25,466 And not even good! 938 01:39:30,008 --> 01:39:32,008 I am here personally, 939 01:39:32,550 --> 01:39:34,966 to get Gotham's favorite son. 940 01:39:35,133 --> 01:39:36,841 Mr. Chip Shreck. 941 01:39:38,133 --> 01:39:41,508 You're coming with me, you big, white klutz, 942 01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:44,466 to die in the sewers! 943 01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:49,008 Not Chip. If you just feel something have, take me instead. 944 01:39:50,925 --> 01:39:52,883 I don't have one. So, no! 945 01:39:52,966 --> 01:39:55,008 But you want me. 946 01:39:55,175 --> 01:39:58,383 It was Max Shreck, who manipulated and betrayed you? 947 01:39:58,466 --> 01:40:00,925 It's Max, not Chip, 948 01:40:01,175 --> 01:40:04,758 that you want to drown? 949 01:40:09,550 --> 01:40:11,508 Admittedly. 950 01:40:11,675 --> 01:40:14,508 I'll let the prince live for now. 951 01:40:14,716 --> 01:40:16,216 Into the duck! 952 01:40:43,550 --> 01:40:45,800 This will be nice, 953 01:40:46,466 --> 01:40:51,050 a whole field of Gothams most promising offspring 954 01:40:51,300 --> 01:40:53,258 to mow down before they bloom. 955 01:40:55,175 --> 01:40:58,258 You ask how do I attract them? 956 01:41:01,966 --> 01:41:04,800 Like the Pied Piper, only as a penguin. 957 01:41:06,925 --> 01:41:09,966 And you will see them sink 958 01:41:10,300 --> 01:41:12,091 in a deep pool 959 01:41:12,383 --> 01:41:15,341 your toxic industrial wastewater. 960 01:41:15,716 --> 01:41:18,258 And then follow them. 961 01:41:26,883 --> 01:41:30,508 (Eerie instrumental music) 962 01:41:43,883 --> 01:41:45,800 (baby cries) 963 01:41:52,425 --> 01:41:55,341 Hurry up and load the children. 964 01:42:04,675 --> 01:42:07,133 This way, little ones. 965 01:42:07,300 --> 01:42:08,966 Come with me. 966 01:42:25,216 --> 01:42:27,591 Where are the children? 967 01:42:31,550 --> 01:42:32,966 {\an8}DEAR PENGUIN, 968 01:42:33,133 --> 01:42:36,258 {\an8}THE CHILDREN REGRET NOT BEING ABLE TO COME. 969 01:42:36,841 --> 01:42:38,175 "Batman!" 970 01:42:51,675 --> 01:42:53,841 My dear penguins, 971 01:42:54,841 --> 01:42:57,841 We have great events ahead of us! 972 01:42:58,675 --> 01:43:01,008 You can be afraid! 973 01:43:01,383 --> 01:43:04,091 Many of you will not return. 974 01:43:04,175 --> 01:43:08,300 Thanks to Batman, the time has come 975 01:43:08,716 --> 01:43:11,216 to punish all of God's children! 976 01:43:12,758 --> 01:43:16,300 The first, second, Third and fourth born! 977 01:43:16,466 --> 01:43:18,133 Why make differences? 978 01:43:18,300 --> 01:43:20,383 Male and female! 979 01:43:20,466 --> 01:43:23,508 Hell, everyone is equal, 980 01:43:23,675 --> 01:43:28,175 if their erogenous zones explode to the sky! 981 01:43:30,966 --> 01:43:34,341 Forward march! 982 01:43:35,050 --> 01:43:38,091 The liberation of Gotham 983 01:43:38,258 --> 01:43:40,258 has begun! 984 01:43:53,050 --> 01:43:55,675 (Heroic instrumental music) 985 01:44:24,800 --> 01:44:27,508 ALFRED: The penguins are on the surface. 986 01:44:52,716 --> 01:44:56,466 POODLE LADY: The Penguin Army approaching the launch pad 987 01:44:56,633 --> 01:44:58,341 Gotham Plaza. 988 01:44:59,050 --> 01:45:01,383 One minute until ignition. 989 01:45:01,550 --> 01:45:03,841 They didn't raise me to the pedestal, 990 01:45:04,008 --> 01:45:06,716 so I put her in the grave! 991 01:45:07,758 --> 01:45:10,716 The penguins flock to Gotham Plaza. 992 01:45:33,466 --> 01:45:37,050 30 seconds until ignition. 993 01:45:37,758 --> 01:45:40,758 Estimated number of deaths: 994 01:45:41,550 --> 01:45:44,008 100,000 people. 995 01:45:46,425 --> 01:45:49,758 The penguins have reached Gotham Square. 996 01:46:08,675 --> 01:46:11,300 15 seconds until ignition. 997 01:46:12,966 --> 01:46:14,300 Ready, sir. 998 01:46:17,508 --> 01:46:18,675 I have the coordinates. 999 01:46:19,175 --> 01:46:23,591 10, 9, 8, 7... 1000 01:46:27,175 --> 01:46:30,133 -Let's turn them around. -Yes, sir. 1001 01:46:37,633 --> 01:46:39,175 Something is wrong. 1002 01:46:41,091 --> 01:46:43,466 Our signal is being disrupted. 1003 01:46:53,216 --> 01:46:55,883 They seem to be turning back. 1004 01:47:26,675 --> 01:47:30,008 And something is approaching us. 1005 01:47:30,508 --> 01:47:33,133 Something very big. Very fast. 1006 01:47:48,883 --> 01:47:50,091 Who is there? 1007 01:47:57,341 --> 01:47:59,925 I'm on the approach to the transmission location of the signal. 1008 01:49:16,133 --> 01:49:19,175 You're jealous because I'm a real monster, 1009 01:49:19,341 --> 01:49:21,508 while you have to wear a mask. 1010 01:49:21,966 --> 01:49:23,466 Possible. 1011 01:49:26,300 --> 01:49:30,341 But in the end only one thing counts: Who has the umbrella? 1012 01:49:56,675 --> 01:49:58,258 My little ones! 1013 01:51:15,675 --> 01:51:17,966 (tense instrumental music) 1014 01:51:34,758 --> 01:51:39,300 Whatever you want, I'll get it with a minimum of effort. 1015 01:51:41,300 --> 01:51:43,633 Money. Jewels. 1016 01:51:44,216 --> 01:51:46,133 A huge ball of yarn. 1017 01:51:50,466 --> 01:51:52,133 -Your blood, Max. -My blood? 1018 01:51:52,383 --> 01:51:54,216 I donated at the office. 1019 01:51:54,383 --> 01:51:56,466 Half a liter. I want hectoliters. 1020 01:51:56,800 --> 01:51:58,008 MAX: Let's talk about it! 1021 01:51:58,175 --> 01:52:00,466 Apart from my blood, what can I do? 1022 01:52:00,633 --> 01:52:03,300 Sorry, Max. Death after death. 1023 01:52:14,175 --> 01:52:16,466 Not only do you save a life... 1024 01:52:16,633 --> 01:52:19,008 Shut up. To jail with you. 1025 01:52:19,591 --> 01:52:24,050 Don't be naive. The law doesn't apply for people like him or us. 1026 01:52:24,258 --> 01:52:25,841 Error. 1027 01:52:36,175 --> 01:52:37,925 Why are you doing this? 1028 01:52:41,425 --> 01:52:43,425 Let's hand him over to the police. 1029 01:52:45,008 --> 01:52:46,758 Then we go home. 1030 01:52:47,925 --> 01:52:49,133 Together. 1031 01:52:55,175 --> 01:52:56,508 Selina, 1032 01:52:59,425 --> 01:53:01,175 don't you understand? 1033 01:53:02,258 --> 01:53:03,633 We are the same. 1034 01:53:06,050 --> 01:53:08,050 We are the same. 1035 01:53:08,800 --> 01:53:11,758 Divided to the core. 1036 01:53:32,258 --> 01:53:34,550 Please. 1037 01:53:36,258 --> 01:53:37,550 Bruce, 1038 01:53:38,258 --> 01:53:41,925 I would love to live with you in your castle, 1039 01:53:43,925 --> 01:53:46,508 forever, like in a fairy tale. 1040 01:53:52,300 --> 01:53:56,050 But I can't even go with you live for myself. There is no happy ending. 1041 01:53:58,841 --> 01:54:00,466 Selina Kyle. 1042 01:54:01,591 --> 01:54:03,216 You're fired. 1043 01:54:03,425 --> 01:54:05,175 And Bruce Wayne, 1044 01:54:05,466 --> 01:54:07,341 Why are you dressing up as Batman? 1045 01:54:07,425 --> 01:54:10,716 Because he's Batman, idiot! 1046 01:54:11,425 --> 01:54:12,341 Was. 1047 01:54:14,758 --> 01:54:15,925 Not. 1048 01:54:16,091 --> 01:54:19,758 They killed me, the penguin killed me, Batman killed me. 1049 01:54:19,925 --> 01:54:23,175 3 lives lost. Is there enough ammunition? 1050 01:54:23,258 --> 01:54:24,925 We'll know soon. 1051 01:54:28,508 --> 01:54:30,716 4, 5. 1052 01:54:34,425 --> 01:54:35,800 I'm still alive! 1053 01:54:45,341 --> 01:54:47,466 6, 7. 1054 01:54:47,800 --> 01:54:50,466 Good girls go to heaven. 1055 01:54:53,466 --> 01:54:55,133 (Satirical laughter) 1056 01:54:56,425 --> 01:54:58,300 2 lives left. 1057 01:55:00,341 --> 01:55:02,841 I'm saving one for next Christmas. 1058 01:55:05,383 --> 01:55:07,341 But now, 1059 01:55:09,091 --> 01:55:11,175 How about a kiss, Santa Claus? 1060 01:56:37,550 --> 01:56:39,591 (Heroic instrumental music) 1061 01:56:42,425 --> 01:56:45,883 Shit! This is a harmless one. 1062 01:56:49,216 --> 01:56:51,550 The heat is bothering me. 1063 01:56:52,258 --> 01:56:54,925 I will murder you soon. 1064 01:56:56,758 --> 01:56:58,425 But before that 1065 01:56:58,925 --> 01:57:01,550 I need a cool drink 1066 01:57:01,758 --> 01:57:04,091 Ice water. 1067 01:57:21,925 --> 01:57:25,508 (Solemn instrumental music) 1068 01:58:33,175 --> 01:58:35,550 (Quiet instrumental music) 1069 01:58:45,383 --> 01:58:47,383 Stop. 1070 01:58:49,508 --> 01:58:52,175 (Curious instrumental music) 1071 02:00:07,966 --> 02:00:11,633 Whatever may happen: Merry Christmas, Mr. Wayne. 1072 02:00:12,925 --> 02:00:14,633 Merry Christmas, Alfred. 1073 02:00:16,425 --> 02:00:18,341 Peace to men. 1074 02:00:20,758 --> 02:00:22,175 And women.